France has not been consumed by a rapacious black hole or obliterated by a more localised exploding disaster.
Obviously there's still a negligible but imaginable risk for Europe when more enthusiastic colliding-type tests commence next month, but that's their problem - I'll be back in Australia. Screw you, people of Dijon who laugh at my ridiculous attempts at French! How do you like them pommes! Ha ha ha!
(Nah, just kidding, you've been great. I hope you don't get disintegrated either.)