France really has a thing about Arcs, de Triomphe or otherwise.
It's been extraordinary, but the long
See you soon!
*You know what? I can't be bothered going into all the nautical detail I did on the way over. Instead, this time I'm just going to blog as if I were home from Tuesday evening. So far as this site is concerned, it will be as if I had found some much quicker and more realistic method of returning to Australia than sailing across the ocean; I will do my utmost to make it seem as if I have. To be honest, I doubt you're even going to be able to tell that I'm still all at sea.
Even though we all know the truth. It'll be our little secret, okay?