Lady at doctor's, after handing back credit card: Sorry, was that Visa or Mastercard?
Me: Mastercard. (Putting it back in wallet). At least, I think it was a master. When I left home, it was but a learner. (Checks.) Now, it is a master. Card.
Keri: I can't believe I used to go out with you.
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The contents of this blog are entirely fictional (and often ridiculous), intended only to amuse, or to provoke lively, non-libellous discussion. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental, even if they have the same names and are exactly alike in every respect except for a potentially defamatory one. Posts are written in character, not as Jeremy Sear (even the ones suspiciously marked "Jeremy"). Opinions expressed on the blog do not in any binding sense represent the views of any organisation of which the author is a member, or the views of the author himself, even when he says that they do (it'll be in character, you see?). Links to external sites should not be taken as endorsement of their content or views. The fact that this site is written in English is not intended to be construed as an insult to other world languages, all of which the author respects greatly, even the stupid ones that are bound to die out within a generation.
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Pretending To Be Me
Bizarrely enough, there are a few sad people out there on the intertubes pretending to be me - commenting on other blogs as "MrLefty" or "Jeremy Sear" (using the same image of Blackadder), copying my posts into new blogs (or trying to steal my actual ones) but slightly changing the text to invert its meaning, and generally being obnoxious in an attempt to sully my good name (or pseudonym).
So if you see something purporting to be from me that seems to be completely opposite to what I argue here (for example, if I suddenly start calling for the incarceration of asylum seekers who arrive by boat or compulsory gay marriage and I'm not being sarcastic) - then it's not me. It's one of the trolls. Please delete the spiteful hack's drivel.
So if you see something purporting to be from me that seems to be completely opposite to what I argue here (for example, if I suddenly start calling for the incarceration of asylum seekers who arrive by boat or compulsory gay marriage and I'm not being sarcastic) - then it's not me. It's one of the trolls. Please delete the spiteful hack's drivel.